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88/03: "Big Suits," American Lawyer, at 35 (defense of major products liability litigation)

88/07/26: "Nerds in a Mass, " Manhattan Lawyer, at 14 (available in LEXIS-NEXIS News Library):

BAR EXAM" (To the tune of "Barbara Ann")

"Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Exam
Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Exam
Bar Exam
It should be banned
Bar Bar Exam
I'd rather fight in Vietnam than take the Bar Exam
Bar Exam Bar Exam Bar Bar Exam.

"Went to the class
Nerds in a mass
Studied to the last but still I couldn't pass.
Bar Exam Bar Bar Exam
It should be banned
Bar Bar Exam
I'd rather eat a can of Spam than take the Bar Exam
Bar Exam Bar Exam Bar Bar Exam.

"Guys with four-point cumes
Guys on Law Review
Even guys that shepardize are failing it too.
Bar Exam Bar Bar Exam
It should be banned
Bar Bar Exam
It doesn't pay to cram when you take the Bar Exam
Bar Exam Bar Exam Bar Bar Exam. . . .

"Performed by The Chadbourne Band at the firm's 1988 summer outing at the Greenwich Country Club. Lyrics by Chadbourne associate Lawrence Savell [and Douglas Ellmann, Esq.]."

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